- Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?
- I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.
- And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?
- It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.
- Do you want to be a Sith?
- No! I am Obi-Wan!
Lust is Saturday night; love is Sunday morning.
Kid in my lit class
Simple yet very true.
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
What if colleges only made you pay the percentage of tuition that you failed, so if you got an average of 86 for the year you’d only have to pay 14% of the tuition, but if you got a 94 then it’d only be 6%. That way we’d be rewarding the success and even if you flunked the semester, you still wouldn’t have to pay for ALL of the tuition
You are the future.
Please run for president
that would actually be amazing
I’d vote for you.
Becoming a grown up
Means you get really excited about your credit score